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[r4gn0r0k.insanejournal.com]

[ Matt is furiously punching away at the keys on his new phone. Hideously outdated, disgustingly manufactured, and overwhelmingly simple. It lacks customization, improvement, and otherwise useful functions. To him at least. This was going to take awhile. Additionally, this is exceptionally poor timing given his present battle with The Saints.

And part of him may be afraid of a certain Luchador caving his face in. WELL. Only a bit. The defeat of the 3rd Street Saints is a personal goal of his after all. Ed--er, Killbane is simply pushing him along in the process. Encouragement! Haha... hah. Yes. That's it! ]

Bloody hell... I'm not ready to di--

[ He trails off, gaze darting around to make sure he's alone. ]

... die. RIGHT. Business. This is about me. My integrity. Getting out of this place should be easy enough. With such juvenile technology.

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[kinzington.insanejournal.com]

You know, even though I hate you- um, a lot- I'm hoping you do if I can't. As gross as that is to say.

Cuz otherwise, I hope you're wearing your kitty pajamas under those size zero jeans. We're stuck here for the long haul.

[r4gn0r0k.insanejournal.com]

You're lucky I don't slay you right here!



Er. Right.



Dammit.

[kinzington.insanejournal.com]

Killing me might mess with the flow of time. You might break reality. Our reality.

[r4gn0r0k.insanejournal.com]

As much as I wish it was, this isn't a video game, Agent Kenzington.

Though if it were, killing you would only boost my stats. It would further ensure me top spot on the leader board for at least another decade.



Bollocks! I--I...



I can't seem to figure out our location. No sattelite signals, no logical geographic coordinates... nothing.

[kinzington.insanejournal.com]

Are you completely delusional or are you just off your meds?

[ If Matt can't crack these readouts, then she knows it's not just her (score one for her ego, by the way). ]

It just says Bermuda. You don't think it's that island no one ever found in the Triangle, do you?

[r4gn0r0k.insanejournal.com]

I don't need medication!

And how the hell should I know?! I mean. I suppose it's possible. But people who can't find their way out of the Triangle are nothing more than your average noob. Meaning it should be possible for us--er, myself to find a way out of here.

[kinzington.insanejournal.com]

Could be aliens.

This isn't textbook alien kidnapping though. Typically they torture you with brain scans and anal probes.

At least one of us would like that, though.

[r4gn0r0k.insanejournal.com]

There's a logical explanation for this. The probability of us finding ourselves in some sort of cyberspace is more likely. Though...



That would make the realism in the design superior to my own. Which is impossible.

[kinzington.insanejournal.com]

Already thought of that. Could test it. Can I shoot you and see if you de-rez?

[r4gn0r0k.insanejournal.com]

No you didn't. You're just pretending you did to try and spite me. WELL. Let me tell you, it won't work and--



NO. You can't shoot me. Do you--are you... even carrying a weapon?

[kinzington.insanejournal.com]

Matt, I'm a Saint. Of course I'm carrying weapons.

[ She also has-- ]

Maybe you'd prefer this, though?

[ TA-DAH. in all its rubbery glory. ]

[r4gn0r0k.insanejournal.com]

UGH. Where were you even holstering that thing?

No--never mind. Don't answer that!

[kinzington.insanejournal.com]

Awww, but I had a really good story for it.

Oh well.

I'm going to get my roots into a new lair. [ she pauses, and glances back at him- ]

No boys allowed.

just stfu and bone you greasy nerds

[r4gn0r0k.insanejournal.com]

You're implying that I have any desire to be in your company.



Though, it will be fun to burn down any new towers you plan on building in this place. I could make a hobby out of it.

[kinzington.insanejournal.com]

Since you asked me if I was armed, I'm gonna go ahead and assume you aren't.

If you touch my stuff, I'll kill you. [ so flippantly. ] I've killed men for less.

Trust me.

[r4gn0r0k.insanejournal.com]

I never said that!



It's not like you've anything of value anyway.

[kinzington.insanejournal.com]

Maybe not yet.

[r4gn0r0k.insanejournal.com]

Just remember. I can keep tabs on you without touching anything.

I've done it before without difficulty. And I will happily do it again.

[kinzington.insanejournal.com]

Your fly's undone.

[ :) ]

[r4gn0r0k.insanejournal.com]

Wh-WHAT?



If you think this is over, you are SORELY mistaken. Just remember. I've got my eye on you.

Perhaps this time you'll remember to remove the battery.

[kinzington.insanejournal.com]

It was nice catching up! We should never do this again, sometime.

[ back to laptop. ]