adventures in high-heels [video]

[across]

[ The camera feed comes on to show what is definitely a crashed plane, or what was once a plane. The wings are nowhere to be found. Elgala was just trying to do a little recon-- she clearly hadn't expected this. ]

Well, this is the second wreck I've found now. There was only debris before- now I've gone and found an entire plane.

I, Elgala, am most disturbed by this.

[ She moves closer, camera in hand, wondering if perhaps there was something valuable inside. As always, money popped into her mind. ]

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[404_knight]

[Almost immediately after transmitting the video, there comes a soft humming in the distance.

Soon, Robo-Ky is riding in slowly on a segway.]

[across]

[ why do you plague her so, robo-ky. ]

... Can I help you.

[404_knight]

Maybe we could go in that plane and join the slightly-above-sea-level club.

[across]

I, Elgala, am a highly esteemed member of many exclusive clubs already.

Your offer is summarily rejected.

[404_knight]

Baby, I could take you to all the exclusive clubs.

[And he scoots over to the plane on the segway.]

The hell did you do to this plane, though?

[across]

Wh- It's not like I did this!

It's clearly been here for some time!

[404_knight]

No, this totally is your work.

[across]

With what evidence am I accused?

[404_knight]

[Robo-Ky flips out a badge that says "FBI" on it.

On closer inspection, it reads "Female Body Inspector."]

[across]

[ ... JUST WALKING AWAY NOW ]

[404_knight]

No seriously though, plane crash. I didn't hear a plane crash. The crash is old. Plane seems fancy as hell, though.