1st Pill

[maidofecstasy]

[There's a hut on the island with its window open, and a sign that reads "The Pharmacist is [In]". Sitting behind the window is a young lady with purple hair, looking dazed to say the least. She's got a bottle of pills in one hand, which she's eating out of like a kid with a bag of skittles. Even though she's got an ear-to-ear grin, she looks kind of bored.

Or maybe she's just really, really high. Absolutely nothing bad could come from asking which one it is, right?]

Comments

[maidofecstasy]

[Yakui laughs, high-pitched and obnoxious, without sitting back up; closer inspection may reveal she's simply staring intently at the wood.]

I got plenty of cure-alls~... Hahahaha!

[relentlessly]

Who gave you a permit for this unsightly peddling?

[maidofecstasy]

Hey, man, hey, I ain't peddlin'. It's, like, a public service, y'know!

[relentlessly]

You will find little in the way of 'public' to be served.

[maidofecstasy]

Private, public, what's the difference?

[No really, she has trouble differentiating the two sometimes.]