1st Pill

[maidofecstasy]

[There's a hut on the island with its window open, and a sign that reads "The Pharmacist is [In]". Sitting behind the window is a young lady with purple hair, looking dazed to say the least. She's got a bottle of pills in one hand, which she's eating out of like a kid with a bag of skittles. Even though she's got an ear-to-ear grin, she looks kind of bored.

Or maybe she's just really, really high. Absolutely nothing bad could come from asking which one it is, right?]

Comments

[a_smile]

New to me.

[Smile tilts his head and laughs a little.]

A sample? I'm not sick. Or is it something else?

[maidofecstasy]

Not sick? Or not sick enough?

[a_smile]

Depends on what you call 'sick'. Not sick enough, I guess.

[maidofecstasy]

Either way, I got what you need!

[She shakes a bottle of pills enticingly.]

[a_smile]

[Smile tilts his head before shrugging. well, why not.]

Sounds like fun. What do you have that I need?

Sometimes I worry I'm going to offend someone who actually knows what these combinations would do

[maidofecstasy]

[She tosses him a bottle of NyQuil, ultra strength (which probably does not actually exist, and is probably actually just regular NyQuil mixed with a sprinkling of shrooms and marinated in vodka).]

But if anyone asks, you probably got it from me. Maybe.

[a_smile]

[he takes the bottle and turns it around.]

Don't think anyone would ask me. But I'll tell them that if they do.

[maidofecstasy]

[There's the usual warning labels (this causes cancer, death, an inexplicable fondness for Biodome, yadda yadda). But when are those ever true? Particularly given the fact that the label probably doesn't accurately reflect the contents anyway.]

So you'll tell them to ask you...?

Eh, whatever, man. Clowns are weird. Ha.

[a_smile]

[Smile laughs again. another jab at his tattoos? the people here seemed fond of doing that.]

Not a clown.

[maidofecstasy]

... A mime? Bleh. Mimes are creepy. You should be a clown. Not as creepy; still kind of creepy, but less annoying.

[a_smile]

Not a mime either. I'm Smile. [he pulls at the corners of his mouth. see?]

[maidofecstasy]

... Hahahaha.

[Yakui forces a laugh, because the longer she looks at you, the more you seem like something out of one of her bad trips.]

'course you are. Jovial sonuvagun like you must have a whole lotta friends. Good for you.

[a_smile]

I'd like to think so. [he tilts his head.] Maybe.