1st Pill

[maidofecstasy]

[There's a hut on the island with its window open, and a sign that reads "The Pharmacist is [In]". Sitting behind the window is a young lady with purple hair, looking dazed to say the least. She's got a bottle of pills in one hand, which she's eating out of like a kid with a bag of skittles. Even though she's got an ear-to-ear grin, she looks kind of bored.

Or maybe she's just really, really high. Absolutely nothing bad could come from asking which one it is, right?]

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[dreaming_prophet]

[well, what's this? curiousity stupidly getting the better of him, Al pokes around. a 'pharmacist', hun?]

[maidofecstasy]

[She continues staring straight into the void, as if nothing else in the world exists.

The fact that she actually consorts with the void incarnate on a regular basis back home notwithstanding, she seems more likely to just be watching paint dry in the distance somewhere.]

[dreaming_prophet]

[...waves a hand in front of her face. hellooo...?]

[maidofecstasy]

WHOA!

[She falls back onto her butt, looking startled.]

Jesus! Where the hell did you come from?

[dreaming_prophet]

I've been here for awhile. What is this place?

[maidofecstasy]

Some sort of island, like Cuba. Or wait. No. Is this a trick question?

[dreaming_prophet]

I meant what you have here. What is it?

[maidofecstasy]

It's a lemonade stand. Want some lemonade?

[She holds up a glass of distinctly purple liquid. Not pink, purple. Opaque. If that's lemonade, the sky is made of puppies. And if you drink it, you'll probably think that's the case.]

[dreaming_prophet]

[he just...raises an eyebrow.]

I don't think that's lemonade...

[maidofecstasy]

Ehhhh... It's close enough. Probably some lemonade in there somewhere.</small.

[dreaming_prophet]

What else is in there? [Al isn't sure he wants to take something if he's not sure what's in it.]

ugh formatting fail orz

[maidofecstasy]

I dunno. Some acid, little bit of vodka, touch of peyote, and some Red Bull.

Not sure what it does yet, but it sounded like a good idea at the time!