Second Skate Trick (Action)

[checkoutthesedecks]

[You know what? He could have dealt with the whole mysterious island bullshit, he could have handled the creepy red guy because at least there were some drugs. But no, he did not get kidnapped all this way for Ponyville the Sequel.

He did not fucking step outside to meet a stampede of centaurs trouncing their way in his path. Rushing out of the way, he soon finds himself overwhelmed by their huge feet. The little dragon has no choice but to cling to one of the creature's legs. Looks like the dragon was going on a ride through the island.]

Fuck. This. Place. So much...

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[familyofpervs]

[Hey Spike check this out, the Centaurs just stopped, or at least their lower halves did when they ran in front of this blue haired girl. NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO ESCAPE.]

[checkoutthesedecks]

[HELL YES HE IS ESCAPING.

And by escaping, he means skidding on the ground. He is gonna kiss that sweet land.]

Oh thank god. I thought I never get off. Fucking ponypeople.

[familyofpervs]

Pony people? [Medaka turns around with curiosity and...her alpha presence makes the Centaurs flee (or their lower halves flee top halves are just being carried and confused), because lmao animals are scared to hell of her.]

[checkoutthesedecks]

[Spike, however, is more scared of centaurs than of girls. The dragon looks at the girl with a distressed and weary look in his eyes.]

Some kind of horse people, I don't know what the hell they are.

[familyofpervs]

[to be fair he is a dragon and also magic and also high as fuck.]

How weird. I've noticed a lot of peculiar creatures have been around the past few days.

[checkoutthesedecks]

Yeah, I just got a face full of Sasquatch ass and netted by a giant red perv. Seems like a typical day here.

[Better change this place to My Little Island: Weird Shit is sfsdkfjklsadj;lfk]

[familyofpervs]

No not really.
It's usually less peculiar than this.
Even when the Goat Butlers are out and about.

1/2

[checkoutthesedecks]

...okay two questions.

[checkoutthesedecks]

One: where can I get one, and two can I get them to roll me a blunt?

[familyofpervs]

I have no idea, they just sort of appear sometimes. Presumably they work for Eureka.

[checkoutthesedecks]

Eureka? Who the hell is that?

[familyofpervs]

The witch that owns this island...didn't you get a letter when you arrived?

[checkoutthesedecks]

Uh...about that...

I tried smoking it.

[familyofpervs]

You tried smoking plain paper.

[checkoutthesedecks]

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[familyofpervs]

Strange definition of "good idea".