maidofecstasy: (This is your brain on drugs)
Yakui-san ([personal profile] maidofecstasy) wrote in [community profile] shiningworld2012-08-11 02:15 pm
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2nd Pill // SPECIAL GUEST MAID

[Yakui's been pretty unfazed by all of these mythical creatures lately. She did try to ride a Zergling, but that didn't work out. Neither did her attempt to beat a satyr in a drinking contest. She DID manage to bring down a kut-ku with her obnoxiously loud laughter, but riding it proved just as unsuccessful as the others.

Finished for the day, she's started to return to her guesthouse. Anyone she happens to be passing by might notice her starting to convulse on her feet, until her arms go limp and her head tilts back, and something, or someone, starts pulling itself, or rather, herself... no, maybe itself was right... out of her mouth.

It appears to be a tall, pale woman with very long black hair (if it's even really hair), and red eyes. As she manages to get halfway up out of Yakui's mouth - Yakui somehow standing upright and unmoving through the entirety of this - clothing seems to begin to manifest on her body. A maid uniform. Finally, she pulls her feet out of Yakui's mouth and carefully crawls down off of her, just in time for Yakui to collapse onto her back on the ground.
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Oh dear, how unfortunate. Yakui-san, are you okay?

[The tall woman stoops down to poke at Yakui, who responds only with a couple twitches.]


[OOC: Disclaimer; I am not actually picking up a new character, she is simply going to be a special guest for this event.]
flamesofazure: (I used to think he only had one eye.)

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[personal profile] flamesofazure 2012-08-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, that... Was kind of strange. Kite is just kind of staring.]
Edited 2012-08-12 02:06 (UTC)
eldritchmaid: (Dumbly delirious)

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[personal profile] eldritchmaid 2012-08-12 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[The void stares back.]

Hello... Can I help you?
flamesofazure: (STAAAAAARE....)

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[personal profile] flamesofazure 2012-08-12 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Yakui's phone will receive this text:]
Y0u c@m& 0ut 0f th@t p%rs0n.
...H0w d!d y0u d0 th@t?
(You came out of that person.
...How did you do that?)
eldritchmaid: (A sickened sensitive shadow)

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[personal profile] eldritchmaid 2012-08-12 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh~... She's an old friend. Hmhmhm...

[He may or may not perceive it, being all computery and whatnot, but there's the subtle, deeply unsettling sound of laughter behind some of her words. Like a dark shadow in the very sound.]

Sometimes I just like to impose on her a bit~. I hope you won't think less of me for it.
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[personal profile] flamesofazure 2012-08-14 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
H@v& y0u b%en 0n th& !sl@nd l0ng?

(Have you been on the island long?)
eldritchmaid: (Beating of maddening drums)

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[personal profile] eldritchmaid 2012-08-15 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Not very long at all, actually.

Though it would seem that that is my loss...

[She makes a show of turning around to pick up Yakui's device, because this entire time an eye opened between her hair on the back of her head has been watching the device. It conspicuously closes as she turns around.]

Such an interesting place... One almost feels drawn to it.
dreamspace: (bar)

[personal profile] dreamspace 2012-08-14 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ .... neat trick there, yakui. ]

Pretty good.
eldritchmaid: (Writhing in hands that were not hands)

[personal profile] eldritchmaid 2012-08-14 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Yakui's leg twitches from her position on the ground, jumping up about half a foot. The taller woman just smiles in response, one red eye focused intently on Madotsuki. You seem very familiar; perhaps she's touched you once or twice in your dreams.

Then she speaks in a quiet voice, almost like an echo.
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Mhmhmhm~... Yes, she has quite a few talents.

[Like this one thing with a golf ball-]
dreamspace: (marked)

[personal profile] dreamspace 2012-08-14 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, you feel somewhat familiar yourself. Another strange figment of her imagination, maybe... ]

And you?
eldritchmaid: (Screamingly sentient)

[personal profile] eldritchmaid 2012-08-14 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hoohoohoo... I have quite a few more...

[As evidenced by the many eyes that open up in various points on her hair and clothing. Despite this ominous fact, she tilts her head and gives a sinisterly sweet smile. You're not quite all right in the head. She likes that.]

You seem like a talented person yourself.
dreamspace: (≒ deep and low with iron bells ringing)

[personal profile] dreamspace 2012-08-14 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Talented...

[ No one's ever used that adjective. "Lazy" or "creepy" maybe... ]


You think I'm talented.
eldritchmaid: (Drawing you in)

[personal profile] eldritchmaid 2012-08-14 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, I do have an eye for talents such as yours.

[Quite a few eyes, actually. She's particularly fond of that thing where you chop off your own head.]
checkoutthesedecks: (Yo Applejack check out these decks)

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[personal profile] checkoutthesedecks 2012-08-16 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Dude...
eldritchmaid: (Whining of blasphemous flutes)

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[personal profile] eldritchmaid 2012-08-16 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ozoi grins in response, leaning forward to look at the little dragon thing. Which, of course, shouldn't really be so necessary, since there are eyes on her shadow already fixated on the creature.]

Oh my, how cute. I could eat you right up~...

[The tone in her voice makes it hard to say if she means literally or figuratively. Something about the stoned and inebriated that she just adores. She is the patron maid of really really bad trips.]
checkoutthesedecks: (Fuuuck what is this talking horse shit)

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[personal profile] checkoutthesedecks 2012-08-16 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[The dragon scoots back just a tad. Something a bit wrong about that tone.]

I taste like weed, trust me.
eldritchmaid: (A very bad trip)

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[personal profile] eldritchmaid 2012-08-18 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I can assure you, I've had much, worse. Heeheehee~.

[The way she's leaning over him makes her seem taller than she already is. Maybe it's a trick of the light; light doesn't seem to be something that likes working correctly near her.

Yakui foams and gurgles behind Ozoi, and after a moment, she stands back up with a sweet smile (and two or three more smiles forming in the shadowed parts of her hair and clothing).
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Oh, but I've forgotten my manners.

My name is OZOI.
checkoutthesedecks: (Please excuse yourself from life)

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[personal profile] checkoutthesedecks 2012-08-18 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[...that's not weird at all. Or freaky as hell. Nope. Spike leans backwards. He likes his personal space.

His eye darts over by Yakui. He'd say this was disturbing, but he's far too accustomed to this shit.]


Uh...huh...good for you.

So what's up with her?
eldritchmaid: (A sickened sensitive shadow)

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[personal profile] eldritchmaid 2012-08-22 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Freaky as hell is basically everything about this right now.

She... walks...? Well, whatever she's doing with where her legs should be and might or might not actually be, it's taking her back over to Yakui to poke at her some more.
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She just got... a little over-excited. It's hardly uncommon. It happens from time to time. Poor Yakui-san has such a delicate constitution, after all.

[She says it with what is easily construed as a hungry look on her face as she continues gazing at Yakui, somewhat akin to a vulture.]

She's still warm yet. Hmhmhmhmhm~...