[3RD DRAW] - Abnormal Customers

[accesstherainbowgate]

Customer 17, Dealer 20. Better luck next time!

[Rio smiled cheerfully, giving a small wave as the unicorn abandoned it's spot at the blackjack table that Rio had inexplicably found and set up at the edge of the woods. Chip was curled up on the edge of the table, watching the creatures come to play, making sure no tricks were had.]

Comments

[checkoutthesedecks]

[Did someone say blackjack? The dragon appears right on the table.]

Yo, deal me in...is what I would say, but I'm flat-ass broke.

[accesstherainbowgate]

Not a problem. It's not like anyone else who's come to the table has had money. No one's playing for anything. We're just here to enjoy the game.

[Rio simply deals herself two face down, and then deals the nine of spades and a face down to him. The little white ferret is going to run up onto her shoulders though. He doesn't seem to like Spike much.]

[checkoutthesedecks]

...'k, so what's the stakes.

[He's got his eyes on you, ferret. Spike looks at his card. Two of clubs.]

Hit me.

[accesstherainbowgate]

None, really.

[Rio places down the five of clubs. Chip, however, jsut continues eyeing Spike.]

I just like to keep in practice.

[checkoutthesedecks]

[Damn, he's close. He pounds the table.]

Hit me.

Augh man, you got no dope or anything?

[accesstherainbowgate]

N-No!! Why would I have anything like that?!

[She places down the jack of hearts. Chip hisses.]

Break. Better luck next time.

[checkoutthesedecks]

I dunno, I'm not a mind reader. Like one of the first people I met had all these crazy ass pills.

[He doesn't seem so concerned about losing.]

Your weasel's starting to freaking me out.

[accesstherainbowgate]

[Rio collects the cards and begins to shuffle them.]

Chip's been anxious today. I think it's all the strange customers. He won't hurt you, so you don't need to worry about him.

[404_knight]

Was that a fucking unicorn?

[accesstherainbowgate]

Yes! She was very nice.

[404_knight]

... ... how did it hold the cards?

[accesstherainbowgate]

...You don't need to hold cards in Blackjack.

[404_knight]

Clever horse.

[accesstherainbowgate]

It's not as though Blackjack is particularly difficult.

[404_knight]

It's difficult enough that I would expect a horse to have trouble with it.

[accesstherainbowgate]

All you need to be able to do is add.

And it was a unicorn, not a regular horse.

[404_knight]

Generally to count, you have to start on fingers.

Horses have hooves.

[accesstherainbowgate]

You can count on other things.