[ SNOWED IN. ]

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[ Now that you have accustomed yourselves to the luxurious Isle de Bermuda, and settled into the guesthouses, it's time to ring in the Winter season with... Winter! Eureka's power has grown a little, what with Maria and the others talking about her, and with this extra boost of magic comes a change in weather, to something more... seasonal. You will awake to discover that a snowstorm has blown in and blanketed the island in festive white. Somehow, the mansion already has lights strung up for the occasion.

Snowmobiles will also be found in the adjacent garage, where no snowmobiles previously existed! Lastly, igloos. There are random igloos in the woods. ]

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[upsideyourhead.insanejournal.com]

......

[Kicks the wall of snow over.]

[404_knight.insanejournal.com]

[Robo-Ky hurls a snowball.]

[upsideyourhead.insanejournal.com]

[JESUS CHRIST RIGHT IN THE TITS.]

Gyah!!

[Quickly trying to get the snow off of herself because that is COLD.]

[404_knight.insanejournal.com]

[And Robo-Ky begins spinning his arms around like windmill blades, hurling chunks of snow in rapid succession.]

[upsideyourhead.insanejournal.com]

Tch!!!

[Reachs across and pulls out her sword, swinging at the chunks of snow.]

CUT THAT SHIT OUT YOU PILE OF SCRAP!

[404_knight.insanejournal.com]

I SHALL NOT RELENT.

[And he keeps hitting her square in the chest with unmatched cleavage accuracy.]

[upsideyourhead.insanejournal.com]

I SAID CUT IT OUT!!!

[It is cold and it stings a lot but she is progressing forth ANYWAY because this is pissing her off.]

[404_knight.insanejournal.com]

[Her entire front is just soaked and freezing at this point. Her shihakusho is pretty much entirely white on the front.]

[upsideyourhead.insanejournal.com]

[Too busy being angry to care. Gonna try and cut off his stupid robot head with her sword now.]

[404_knight.insanejournal.com]

[Robo-Ky hefts up his final weapon. Snow boulder.]

[upsideyourhead.insanejournal.com]

Bring it, big guy.

[Kicks off the ground into a leap. It helps having been friends with some ninjas for a decent percentage of her lifetime. You learn things that way.]

[404_knight.insanejournal.com]

[And he hurls the snow boulder right into her path.]

[upsideyourhead.insanejournal.com]

Shakaho!!

[And, rather unstably, a ball of red light causes the snow boulder to explode, her flying through the wreckage to swing her blade at him.]

[404_knight.insanejournal.com]

[Except he's not there.]



[And suddenly he pops up and fires a rocket punch at her... ... which slows down to a grinding halt seconds before it hits her hard in the chest and just ends up groping a boob.

What follows after about half a second of what is likely intense rage and embarrassment, comes a short but painful electric shock.]

[upsideyourhead.insanejournal.com]

[Yeah she shifts her sword into her mouth and grabs onto the hand, about to yank it off when it shocks her. She falls over and screams, dropping the blade, though then proceeds to rip it off. She growls and gets up.]

T-That all you got you little shit?

[404_knight.insanejournal.com]

[By the time Kukaku gets up, Robo-Ky is already sporting two arms again. He pulls out an RPG Launcher and mounts it on his shoulder, flicking a targeting scope out, lining his eye up with it.]

[upsideyourhead.insanejournal.com]

If you want things to go boom...

[She picks up her sword.]

...I can make that happen.

[404_knight.insanejournal.com]

[And damn are RPGs fast. The sound of the launch is deafening and only the slightest bit faster than the round itself.]

[upsideyourhead.insanejournal.com]

[Again, thank god for being childhood friends with Yoruichi and it leading to mastering the shunpo at a very young age. That's all that's keeping her from getting hit]

Heh. Not just sounding cool. Blowing shit up is the family business, sweetheart. It's why this stupid bitch chose me to be bound to.

Light your fuse, Sora Irezumi.

[The blade in her hand changed, not in shape but in composition. It is actually two thin blades pressed against each other, one flint, one steel. The flint blade is slightly loose.]

Now hold still so I can show you what I mean.

[404_knight.insanejournal.com]

[As it explodesobo-Ky tosses the RPG launcher aside and pulls out a second one that's already loaded, rather than reload the first one.]



[The RPG starts closing in but not because he fired it. Oh no. He fired both of his arms attached to it, so now they're flying around, ready to fire at a moment's notice.]

[upsideyourhead.insanejournal.com]

[She ducks under it, not so much worried about it chasing after her. She's doing a damn good job of closing the distance. She leaps at him again and swings the blade down at him, the loose flint blade clicking against the steel, sending off a few sparks.]

[404_knight.insanejournal.com]

[Robo-Ky kicks himself back, his feet sprouting rocket skis.

Yes, rocket skis.

He lands and jets forward, his arms seemingly popping out. He said "five times as many" so hopefully this means he's out of spares. Meanwhile, the flying RPG launcher has flew up overhead and is aiming down.]

[upsideyourhead.insanejournal.com]

Heh.. You think you can get away that easy?

[She glances up at the flying weapon and scowls.]

Guess I should take that out first...

[She kicks upward, slicing into the fucking RPG launcher itself, a mass of sparks flying as the blades strike against it and each other, and then putting SIGNIFICANT Distance between it and herself.

3... 2... 1...

Holy fuck that is a huge explosion.]

[404_knight.insanejournal.com]

[Well that is just awesome. Robo-Ky whistles (via running his music player and selecting "impressed.mp3" from the folder labeled "Whistles_various") and]



[Robo-Ky fires up the rocket skis and pulls out his sword.]

[upsideyourhead.insanejournal.com]

Heh.... Understand now, scrap-heap? I can do that as many times as I want.