first adventure

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[So, you're just walking along on the beach, watching the waves or collecting shells or doing whatever people do on beaches, when suddenly there's the oddest noise and a very red telephone box (the kind you see in England) materializes out of thin air right in front of you.]

[The door opens, and a man in a very neat bowler hat peers out, looking somewhat confused.]

Hold on. This isn't Aoyunzhiyuanzhe.

[...Yes, somehow he managed to say that name without even stopping to breathe.]

First off, the sky is blue, not a mixture of shades of green. And there's actual sand...over there, sand is outlawed due to the fact that it annoys the dotted ferns to no end. In fact, this looks like a rather ordinary beach.

[A pause, and then he looks up to you, cocking his head from side to side like a very curious dog.]

Oh, and there's life! Hello there. Could you kindly tell me where I am? I seem to have popped up in the wrong place...like always.