3rd Test; Voice + Attachment

[neurotoxicity.insanejournal.com]

It's funny how time can get away from you when you're doing what you love. And what I love is science. I've been really busy getting the new testing center just right, and it's honestly taken a little longer than I'd expected, but you'd be surprised what sort of things you can find if you're willing to look. Case in point: I have crusher units now. With real spikes! Granted, solar power isn't nearly as satisfying as a nuclear reactor, but I can make do.

Of course, I'm hardly the type of person to boast about having actual, working, spike-lined crushing units without every intention of using them, and a plan to give myself a reason to do so. To that end, I have something for all of you. It's nothing too intrusive, just a small survey to help keep track of you and to determine your suitability for testing. Just the basics, of course: name, age, height, weight, skin color, species, personality, tenacity, hopes, dreams, fears, allergies to dust, mold, electricity, acid... The usual.

Just fill out the form and sent it back to me and you'll receive a notification telling you whether or not you've been deemed suitable for testing with the new Aperture Science Enrichment Outpost - advancing the cause of science into the face of reason.