[There's a hut on the island with its window open, and a sign that reads "The Pharmacist is [In]". Sitting behind the window is a young lady with purple hair, looking dazed to say the least. She's got a bottle of pills in one hand, which she's eating out of like a kid with a bag of skittles. Even though she's got an ear-to-ear grin, she looks kind of bored.
Or maybe she's just really, really high. Absolutely nothing bad could come from asking which one it is, right?]