action; 4th skill.

[anshininsan]

[ Whoever you are, wherever you are, watch out.

Because there's a giant hairy ape with distinctly huge feet flying toward you. When it crashes, whether on you or next to you or right at your feet, the culprit behind the flying Bigfoot comes into view (or not, if Bigfoot is actually on you) as she wipes her brow and gives a satisfied sigh. ]

A new record! It's been ages since I've done this, but even a nonhuman like myself must say that it gives a girl peace of mind, although it's not quite the same as throwing mammoths. Well, asking that of Eureka-chan would be selfish of me, so this will have to do. ♥

I lost count, KUUGA POST

[2000_skills]

[So you know what we're missing, a tokusatsu showdown with mythological creatures trying to attack people.

LETS FIX THAT.

Namely by having Kuuga just kicking the crap out of Mermen (the ugly fish kind not the mermaids that are male kind) and judo throwing Furies like a boss.

Or he was doing pretty boss until he got slammed by a Kelpie and is currently trying to NOT get trampled to death by it. Holding evil water spirit horses up and away is kind of a challenge though. How long is that going to last?]

[four hammers]

[a_smile]

[the feed clicks on just in time to hear the sound of a hammer cracking down on a Chupacabra's skull. Smile draws back and shakes his weapon so the blood flies off and picks the device from where he dropped it.]

Hello~ [yeah, he sounds far too amused by all of this. oddly enough, aside from the blood on his clothing, Smile seems fine. his smile, however, is much more wider than before. wonder if it means something...]

one butt

[buttwalks]

[ There's a new face wandering -- specifically, butt walking -- about the beaches, squealing in delight at random intervals. If that wasn't weird enough, he is a naked red guy. A naked red guy with delicate eyelashes and a briefcase in his hand.

Eventually, the strange man grows tired of wandering and butt walks up to one of the guesthouses. For a moment he merely stares at the front door, tapping his chin and "hmm"-ing in thought and deep contemplation, before a lightbulb finally goes off in his head.

He proceeds to smash his face against the door repeatedly, losing several teeth in the process, stopping only once the door opens. He greets the stranger before him with a warm, toothless smile. ]



Hel-lo! It's me, George BUTTock, door-to-door salesman, at your service!

[ With his introduction said and done, George suddenly drops to the ground, landing on his large belly with a loud thud. He gazes up and daintily bats his eyelashes at his potential customer, asking in a dulcet tone: ]

May I show you my goods, Sir AND SLASH OR Ma'am? Ahah!